NEW THIS YEAR: V.I.P. TICKETS!
We have all heard about the VIP experience at some events. Champagne fountains, private parties, clean bathrooms, curated costume selections and a personal photographer to capture all of your best moments.
Well my dear burners, let us introduce you to the Nowhere VIP (Voluntarily Inflated Price) Ticket.
What kind of perks do you get with this luxury ticket, you ask? Not. A. Single.Thing.
We keep losing our cameras in the dirt and we weren’t coordinated enough to build the tower of bubbly without knocking it over. The whole thing was very messy.
But wait! You do get something special with this ticket. What the VIP ticket does give you is the warm fuzzy feeling that you are helping us provide more low income tickets to the people who really need it, and helping us to bring more art and better infrastructure to Nowhere.
If you are feeling extra financially comfortable this year and want to help us make Nowhere even better, consider getting yourself a VIP ticket.